Friday, July 24, 2009

Bored on a 100 Degree Friday Afternoon

Me: Let's talk about...the kind of girl you want to marry.

Rees: Hmmm?

Me: You know, what she might be like.

Rees: Oh! Well, she has to like cats. That's obvious.

Me: What else?

Rees: I don't know. Do you have any recommendations?

Me: Sure. Do you want her to be smart?

Rees: Duh.

Me: And do you want her to be funny?

Rees: Uh, yeah.

Me: And will she be pretty?

Rees: Hey! I have an idea! You're smart and funny and pretty. I'll marry you!


Anonymous said...

Delete all that.

From, Rees (Wait, I mean "Anonymous")

Anonymous said...

Rees, you`re squeezing Nimbus.