Nevers

In the market the other day, my girlfriend asked if I'd ever had a Red Bull.

I haven't, I told her, nor a Monster.

And I've never texted while driving, either. Or bungee jumped, or sky dived, or had any kind of heights-related "fun."

I've never swallowed black licorice or owned a shiny leather jacket or a big, fluffy bathrobe.

But I've never not dressed up for Halloween. And I've never not struggled with math. And I'm never going to get to sleep if I don't post this blog. And I might need one of them there Red Bulls in the morning.